It’s that time of the week again- time for ten to become eight. And also, for the first time this season, time to see if the viewers can manage to vote off the right people.
 
We like the theme of tonight’s group performance, but the choreography is absolute crap. Well, actually, scratch that- it’s not that it’s crap, it’s that there really isn’t much choreography involved at all. We’re shocked when we hear Tyce Diorio was behind it, because he’s usually much more impressive.
 
Time for another “dance vocabulary” piece with Dominic. Yay! He makes such a great host! Unfortunately this crowd doesn’t seem to have a clue about much of anything, but everyone who participates gets a diamond bracelet anyway.
 
Enough filler- time to get to some results. The girls are called to the stage. Ellenore and Mollee are safe. Noelle is in the bottom two. Ashleigh is also safe, which leaves Kathryn in the bottom two.
 
On to the guys. Right off the bat, Ryan is sent to the bottom two. Russell and Jakob are safe. In a nailbiter, Nathan is in the bottom two and Legacy is safe.
 
This week’s guest performance by the Legion Of Extraordinary Dancers is absolutely amazing. It’s unlike anything we’ve ever seen, and we’re sad when it ends. We’d love to see more appearances from them on the show. Like, maybe every week. For the entire two hours.
 
The bottom four performs their solos again, but for some reason Nathan gets to do a new one while the other three do the same thing they did last night. We’re annoyed.
 
If Qwest were not performing with Snoop Dogg, we’d have changed the channel. Turns out they weren’t really worth the torture. This is God-awful.
 
Finally the evil Snoop Dogg “performance” is over, and it’s time to find out the results. Noelle is eliminated, which is no surprise. But we nearly soil ourselves when Nathan joins her. Not that we’re particularly sad, but we’re definitely shocked.
 
Next week, the top 8 perform once again.